27 November 2004

Haltern

Things (NOT) TO DO while being around out of town:
- Never ask a policeman at 3 in the morning for the way to the hotel if you've had too many beers, too many joints and still have some grass left with you. It can be very intimidating, but funny.
- Be cautious with revolving doors in hotels if you're walking with a trolley. It can get quite difficult, especially with the stuff mentioned above.
- Please, always make the drummer take a spare pair of shoes with him if your current ones smell like rancid Swiss cheese and plan to spend the next 5 hours on the bus. Please. Please.
- Don't try to have a few "last beers" at the hotel bar at 3.30 am, even if it's a four star establishment, as the waiter is keen to shut the fucking place anyway and you're the last obstacle between him and his bed.
- Terrace doors are tricky. Especially if you're trying to get those smelly shoes outside.
- The best clubs always have the worst techs. And viceversa.
- Always take your MiniDisc player with you, it may come handy if you're lumped with German Autobahn radio, which literally sucks.

El Niño Stone
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